australia is shortened to au because it’s an alternative universe where summer is winter and platypuses exist.
before tumblr i never knew there were so many things to be offended about
- me about to talk in public: *rehearses what im going to say 50 times in my brain*
- me: today how you are
Reasons Joltik is superior
- travel size for your convenience
- does not require pokeball - can fit in your pocket
- will eat the static electricity off of your body which is useful in the winter
- got a neighbor you hate? joltik will raise their electric bill sky high for ya
- it’s 90% fuzzbutt
- it doesn’t care how big the opponent is it will defend you with its life
honestly mr brightside can be in any playlist. make out playlist? mr brightside. getting over someone? mr brightside. funeral? you bet your sweet ass mr brightside will be on it
If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.
once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory
You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone
go big or go home